Conversations with patients (2)

Me: Ok,here's your prescription.An antibiotic for 10 days, Vaginal cream for 3 days and a vaginal wash.Wash at least 3 times a day.
Mrs V:Do i have to wash my whole body with the wash?
Me:*with a very straight face) No,It's a vaginal wash.You will wash your vagina & genital area with it.